How long does it take for you to acknowledge that I’m there To understand and realize the amount of feelings that I care. It’s crazy how infatuated I am over you, and that this state Is something that I pray each day for my mind to create. A story of a prince to come to my rescue, to save me But to only make me wait anxiously yearning for the Day for you to actually come to my door and maybe Have what it takes to unlock the chains that holds my heart But I guess that why fairy-tales and realities are not apart Of the same world that the stories make them out to be.
With apologies to Dr. Seuss, this illustrated children’s book cleverly conveys all the pertinent information budding prepubescents need (and possibly dont want) about their bulging naughty bits… whilst rhyming! Read the full story (and if you’re like me, perhaps learn a thing or two) at nowthatyourebig.blogspot.