Age : 21 years old
Location : Dallas, Texas
Ethnicity : Viet/Chinese/French
Employed : Receptionist @ Adriatica Day Spa
Adventure is out there. Explore it with me <3
I’ve been told I have a very fun life quite frequently in the last couple of days.
I didn’t think my life was all that exciting.
lolHow long does it take for you to acknowledge that I’m there
To understand and realize the amount of feelings that I care.
It’s crazy how infatuated I am over you, and that this state
Is something that I pray each day for my mind to create.
A story of a prince to come to my rescue, to save me
But to only make me wait anxiously yearning for the
Day for you to actually come to my door and maybe
Have what it takes to unlock the chains that holds my heart
But I guess that why fairy-tales and realities are not apart
Of the same world that the stories make them out to be.
attempting to work out.
I did …
- 4 different types of crunches that led up to 100 crunches
- I shook my booty around a bit
- jumped up and down for like 30 seconds
- did 20 curls of 15 pound weights on each arm
and now I’m hungry.
lol gotta start somewhereTMI : Is this weird?
I love giving head, but I do not like receiving it. I guess it feels good, but it just… tickles and I end up laughing. Am I the only one?
tmi lolHahaha Theatre friends rock
- Me: *extending arms out to hug Donovan Balderas*
- Donovan: *hugs me* You smell like Warioworld.
- Me: Thank you!
- Jacob Valle: Did he just say you smelled like Warioworld?
- Me: Yup!
- Jacob Valle: What does that mean? *smells me*
My sister came into my room to tell me that I got bigger.
My self confidence is at an all time low.
i should work out lol damn!Now That You’re Big by Simon Greiner
With apologies to Dr. Seuss, this illustrated children’s book cleverly conveys all the pertinent information budding prepubescents need (and possibly dont want) about their bulging naughty bits… whilst rhyming! Read the full story (and if you’re like me, perhaps learn a thing or two) at nowthatyourebig.blogspot.
(via: BuzzFeed)
LMAO!!!!! YES
First I’ll turn him into a flea
A harmless little flea
Then I’ll put that flea in a box
And I’ll put that box into another box
And then I’ll mail it to myself
And when it arrives
I’LL SE-MASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!
I love Yzma’s laugh. I want laugh like that…….
I want this effect to happen every time I walk into a room.
Because I’m just so attractive.
(Source: mensamaterial)
I swear.
In the past, I must have thought I was so cool.
I was just plain embarrassing!
